NJ has beaches?

You know, they call it the Garden State because Toxic Waste Dump State doesn’t fit on the license plates.
Anyway, I digress. What I had in mind was the following:

TORCH UPDATE: It’s official. I just saw a tape of New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey (D) explaining that New Jersey Democrats have asked the state Supreme Court to grant an exception to state election law. If New Jersey had better beaches it would almost be Florida.

Juan Non-Volokh hits the nail on the head. Dollars to doughnuts this doesn’t end with the NJ Supremes. I see another 5-4 decision coming in the next month out of the “handsome Parthenon-with-family-room-wing-and-attached-garage” out back of the Capitol.
(Description of Supreme Court building in DC courtesy of P.J. O’Rourke)