Really, folks, seriously. ANY goper is better than four more years of Zero. I will hold my nose and vote for Mitt, if he's the candidate. Because I won't throw my vote away in a fit of pique. Fight all we want in the primaries, then come together in the general. Face it. You'd have done it for Ronald Reagan. (Townspeople (hushed): "Ronald Reagan!" Chorus: "RONNNNALLD REEEEAAAAAA-GAN!")*
But if you really must waste your vote at the top of the ticket, please be sure to take a look at the down-ballot races and make an intelligent decision or two there. Like, anybody but McGoff in the 5th. Send that boy's opportunistic ass home where it belongs. And even if you don't like Mourdock to replace Lugar, that's another one of those races where we really need to plug the olfactory orifii and vote for the lesser of two evils.
* Why yes, it is my favorite movie of all time. How did you guess?
