So I hop on the inner loop this morning from Kenilworth Ave on my way down to US 50, and immediately there is a fucking traffic jam. People in all four lanes slowing down, assholes laying on horns, etc.
Because in the right lane, about a quarter mile up, before the acceleration lane even peters out, there's a three-car rear-ender dead in the road.
If you fuckers would just DRIVE instead of give in to gawker's block, the Beltway would be a nice place to be.
