Huge headline:
AFTER 85 DAYS, 16 HOURS, 25 MINUTES,
BP PLUGS OIL LEAK.
NOW WE WAIT.
Without any mention of the Øbama administration nose-sticking, obfuscation, mendacity and delay that didn't speed things up at all.
Assholes.
Oh, and:
"Finally!" said Renee Brown, a school guidance counselor visiting Pensacola Beach, Fla., from London, Ky. "Honestly, I'm surprised that they haven't been able to do something sooner, though."
That's because you're a stupid bitch who has no business working with children.
UPDATE: BONUS: The president appears to have a mouse in his pocket. At least he's sure using that "we" word a lot when "we" didn't have jack to do with the solution other than to threaten, whine, and cajole. Oh, and add blackmail to that list.
