Øbama: Land Snatcher

Here's what I think about that:

Hedley Lamarr B. Hussein Øbama: Wait a minute... there might be legal precedent. Of course! Land-snatching!
[grabs a law book]
Hedley Lamarr B. Hussein Øbama: Land, land... "Land: see Snatch."
[flips back several pages]
Hedley Lamarr B. Hussein Øbama: Ah, Haley vs. United States. Haley: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done!

H/T: Tam.