I'm not even going to read the article.

Obama 'Most Powerful Writer Since Julius Caesar,' Says NEA Chief

Rocco Landesman, chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts, declared in a speech to art philanthropists in Brooklyn last week that President Obama is the world's most powerful writer since the days of Caesar.

Jeebus cripes, Rocco. Were you the biggest brown-noser in school or what?