You don't have a chance, son. Just sit down and cool off. I assume you're really doing this for one of two reasons: Either (1) you're really aiming for a VP slot or a Cabinet position, or (2) you think this will help you in, say, 2016.
The problem is that you're too slimy to be dog catcher, let alone president. Your daddy's last name isn't going to get you elected this time.
