but not 100% content-free. Go ye and read of P. J. O'Rourke enumerating 16 things the President should bring up at tomorrow night's debate. Hilarity (no, damn it, NOT "Hillary"!) will ensue. (And no, I intend to ignore tomorrow's debate just like I ignored the others...I told you, I already voted.)
Anyway. Choice bits:
(1) My opponent, Massachusetts senator John Kerry--or, as I like to think of him, Teddy Kennedy with a designated driver . . .
and
(10) You say I didn't have a plan for the post-war problem of Iraq? I say we blew the place to bits--what's the problem?
and
(15) Senator Kerry, you say you were in favor of threatening to use force on Saddam Hussein, but that actually using force was wrong. The technical term for this in political science is "bullshit."
I'll leave the last one for you to discover on your own.
