I mean, I couldn't care less who the French want to be President of the United States. Last time I looked, their vote doesn't count. (Except maybe in Takoma Park, MD -- but who cares about that shitty little town anyway? It can't even decide what county it's in, let alone who ought to be allowed to vote in elections.)
And while we're at it: Fuck France harder!
[PS: Yes, I am fully aware that in Takoma Park, non-citizens may only vote in local elections.]
[LATER: Damn it, I got so pissed that I spelled "Takoma Park" with a "c". I know better than that. Fixed.]

