Sheesh.

Just when you thought it was safe to vote in Florida.

Glitches Resurface in Fla. E-Voting Machines

MIAMI - With less than four months to go before the November presidential election, Florida officials are once again hovering over voting equipment. This time, they're worried about a software glitch in their touch-screen machines.

You know, I have friends in Florida, my in-laws own property in Florida, but I just have to say it: Why don't you fucking morons go back to paper ballots?

For that matter, why doesn't everybody?