...has a future in stand-up comedy.
"They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind," Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf said. "There is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad at all."
Somebody PLEASE drive an M1 up to the front door of the Palestine Hotel, bust in the doors, and honk the horn.
Reacting to reports that the U.N. Security Council was to meet Monday, he called on the United Nations to denounce the war "before the United Nations becomes a place for prostitution under the feet of the Americans."
Like it hasn't already been a bordello for dictators for fifty years.
