I don't get the people of Iraq. Or maybe the press don't get the people of Iraq. They're making mouth noises to the effect that the Iraqi people are still not coming out and beating the crap out of their own oppressors because they're waiting for positive confirmation that we've got Saddam.
God damn it, people, what the fuck are you waiting for? If that piece of shit is still alive (and I still think we got him the first night), if he so much as sticks his head out of doors, you all ought to beat him and anyone who tries to stop you into red paste. Sic semper tyrannis!
This isn't funny any more. The boy buggerer is NOT a credible threat! He couldn't stop us from coming all the way to Baghdad and he's not going to throw us out now.
The whole goddamn world is afraid of two people: Osama bin Laden (dead) and Saddam Buttfucker Hussein (also dead). GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND GET THE JOB DONE.
To paraphrase the guy in Kuwait memorialized by P.J. O'Rourke in Give War A Chance: "STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! QUIT WORRYING ABOUT SADDAM, PICK UP A BROOM AND A MOP, AND CLEAN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY UP!!!"
