This is an ex-parrot.

I didn’t bother to watch the debates last night, and unless you were simply looking for laughs or for masochistic jollies, I have no idea why you would have watched, either.

The choices are so bad (including the third parties) that, if you haven’t already made up your mind, you’re too stupid to live.  And you certainly shouldn’t be allowed into a voting booth.

At this point I don’t even care for whom you vote.  All choices are equally bad.  Just do me a favor:  When you step up to cast your ballot, at least pretend to believe that you’re making the best possible decision.

Because there may not be a next time.