Between my liberal friends who (sorry!) seem to have no cognitive function left when it comes to politics, and my conservative friends who are grasping at every straw to prove that Hillary is either an invalid who has no business walking around, or is a robot (my personal favorite), I am just really sick and tired of the whole goddamn show.
I’m going to vote for Trump. If you’re not, you’re a fucking idiot. If you are, well, whatever. We’re probably all fucking idiots, too. At least Trump doesn’t look like he’s on his last legs, straining to get past the finish line before his body gives out. Hillary will probably stroke out on Election Night.
Point of fact, I’ll bet Trump is actually pretty damn healthy, for a 70 year old. He’s got a young wife. He’s got to keep up with her somehow. He’s sort of like a profane Teddy Roosevelt on Viagra. If TR had had access to Viagra. Or needed it.
Hillary’s just got Bill. And Huma. She’s kind of like a sad female Woodrow Wilson.
God help us all. God help the United States of America.