To all living communists, socialists, progressives, and their ilk: Please go to directly to Hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. (You believe in a cashless society anyway, you don’t need it.)
To Karl Marx, Josef Engels, Vladimir Lenin, Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-Tung, Chiang Kai-Shek, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, and all of their successors: Hopefully you are enjoying your long roast in the hot place (or your long chill in the cold place, depending on your particular vision of Hell). May your sojourn there last until the heat death of the universe.
To all Donald Trump supporters: Fuck. You. Oh, wait. He’s just a populist. Well, populists are assholes, too. So I can tell them to go fuck themselves on Commie Day, too.