I feel discriminated against.

Booking a room at a hotel, doesn’t matter where or what chain, and happened to see this special offer:

Rate Details GO OUT
LGBT TRAVELERS ENJOY 2 WELCOME DRINKS, COMP PREMIUM WI-FI, 2PM CHECKOUT, AND 1 YEAR OUT MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION

So where is my straight traveler special offer where I get 2 welcome drinks, free premium wifi, 2PM checkout, and a year’s subscription to a magazine?

I am outraged, I tell you, outraged.